ultrafacts:

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mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
me: eh okay... i got a B
hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
me: mom my hips are lying..
mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..
Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

thatfunnyblog:

When your favorite song comes on the radio

dreamingofdoctorwho:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

fucknharry:

you did a great job surviving today. 

i’m proud of you. 

© SMULLINGAR